"Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die" Funny Frog Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🐸💀 The Urge Is Real. The Frog Understands.

If you constantly battle the need to say the most random, bizarre things, our "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die" Funny Frog Shirt is your spirit apparel! This hilarious, Unhinged design features a cute yet chaotic frog graphic, perfectly capturing that internal struggle. It’s the ultimate Parody Tee for anyone with a unique, slightly strange, and totally honest sense of humor.

This collection offers both a breathable T-Shirt and a cozy Funny Hoodie, crafted from soft, quality fabric. It makes a fantastic, relatable Sarcastic Tee and a memorable Gift for friends who embrace the weirdness of life.

🧵 Key Features:

Premium Comfort: Soft and durable blend (cotton/poly) for comfort in both shirt and hoodie styles.

Funny Slogan: Features the highly relatable and sarcastic "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die" phrase.

Unhinged Frog Graphic: A unique and funny Animal illustration that matches the chaotic energy of the slogan.

Unisex Fit: A relaxed and comfortable silhouette perfect for all.

Great Gift Idea: The perfect Gift for friends who love odd memes, irony, and Parody Tee style.

Note: Please allow for a $2.5 \text{ cm}$ to $5 \text{ cm}$ difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because it’s a high-quality, comfortable item that perfectly verbalizes your inner monologue with humor and a funny frog mascot.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Don't die—get the funny frog shirt today!

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"I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die" Frog Hoodie – Funny Unhinged Animal Parody Tee, Sarcastic Gift

"I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die" Frog Hoodie – Funny Unhinged Animal Parody Tee, Sarcastic Gift

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